First of all, if you saw the picture and clicked on the blog because you think a little red-headed hobbit is in the works, you’ve been mislead. Hopefully you’ve seen this in the news. If not, you’re in for a treat!
There are pregnancy tests for sale online on Craiglist. I know what you’re thinking, I can get those at Wally World so what’s the big deal? They’re used tests. They’ve already been peed on. Oh, and you can also buy pregnant women’s pee.
So as I discover this absurd fact, my mind begins to wonder. What would one want with a used pregnancy test? OHHHH!!!!!!
I don’t know whether to be disgraced by my fellow women, or to high five the pregnant chicks for exploiting the idiocrasy and stupidity of the female gender.
The sales pitch from these so called merchants is that they don’t judge why you would need it. But why else would you need it?
If you have stooped so low as to buy a used pregnancy test to lead on that it is your test, I really don’t know what to say except that I suggest you seek some help.
The problem is that we live in a society where this is deemed acceptable. Maybe not necessarily acceptable, but that this is not completely outrageous. That is concerning.
The fact that there are women in the world that would spend money on someone’s “prized pee” is sickening. I almost can’t think of a worse way to use a man for your advantage. It’s almost a mentality of “I’d rather have someone who really doesn’t want me than not have anyone”. The idea of “looking for the right person” has not crossed these females minds.
This isn’t a competitive attitude, this is a problematic attitude. An attitude that our culture is fostering. The only thing I can come up with for women in this situation besides to seek out help is that you should prove to him you deserve better and go out and get it. Right now, all you’re doing is proving that you’re scum of the earth.
I’ve heard many women complain about the attitudes and actions of men. To be honest, I believe they’re warranted with the actions of women in relationships. I mean, if there are women out there that would buy pee, what else would they do in order to keep a man in a relationship with them. Is there another reason besides dependence on a relationship? I can’t think of a reason of why you would want to show your employer, or any financial gain without the actual product; so why else would you need it? If I were a dude, I’d be hesitant of the female gender.
To the men, props to you for verifying everything before you commit yourself to a life of affliction. Maybe you should consider buying a pregnancy test to get out of the psycho relationship with the women who bought a pregnancy test to keep you. Make sure it’s not legitimate first, of course.
A relationship is a mutual commitment. If you don’t have both pieces, you don’t have a relationship. So, to you women out there that have committed this act or have committed relationship crimes to the likening, the best advice I can give you is that off of an eCard that was posted on Facebook. “Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER!”
- Excuse Me, Sister, Can You Spare Some Pee? (howtomakebabies.wordpress.com)
- For Sale: Positive Preganacy Tests? (wwlp.com)
- Re: Selling THC tests and Pregnancy tests (bitcointalk.org)
- Expecting moms sell positive pregnancy tests online (kake.com)
- ClearBlue Is Now Paying Celebs to Tweet Their Pregnancy Tests (jezebel.com)